Saturday, January 28, 2012

Wicked Witch of the West Competition

It's now official. Well, it's been official for over seventy years. The Wicked Witch of the West has melted. She is gone where the goblins go and all that. Here's the proof:-

For three score years and ten, the people of Oz (otherwise known as LaLaLand) have searched high and low for someone morally ugly and emotionally cold enough to bear the worthy title of Wicked Witch of the West.

Well, they've finally narrowed their field to two candidates, and they've decided, in this election year, to let the voters decide just who is wicked enough a bitch to spend the rest of her life riding around on a Lear Jet broom, bullying people and coveting Louboutin ruby slippers.

Candidate Number One is a Class A ratfucker, who comes with her own wicked elf (Bill Maher), likes to racebait a bit and has fellatio'd Newt Gingrich:-

Candidate Number Two inherited a governor's job, is delusionary enough to see decapitated heads on the border, has a good witch's cackle and tried to put a spell on the President with the evil finger:-

Right, folks, which one is it to be? Miss Hollywood or Miss Arizona? Which one of these women is wicked enough to lead the coven as Wicked Witch of the West? You decide.

Dontcha just wish you could melt them both?

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