Willard and Ann Romney.
In an interview with Ann Sawyer to be broadcast tonight, Willard issued a curt message to the President: "Start packing."
And Miss Ann added, "It's our turn."
Because, you know, it just wouldn't do to have a black man in the White House who isn't a butler. And even if he has to lie to get what he wants, Willard will do just that.
Because he's Willard, he's rich, and he's white.