Sunday, February 19, 2012

Why Rick Santorum Hates Public Schools

I've finally discovered the reason Rick Santorum hates public school education.

Look below:-


This is Rick Santorum in high school. We all knew a Rick - the guy who wore high-water trousers and white socks, the one you never wanted to share your table in biology class, the creepy guy with the zits who sat behind you in English class and leaned in so close that you could smell his fetid breath over your shoulder. If you were Southern and went to Cotillion, you'd always rather dance with one of the girls than be paired with your school's version of Rick Santorum.

Rick was the guy you knew in grade school who everyone swore had cooties.

Rick Santorum had to endure all that, and that's why Rick Santorum hates public education.

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