Monday, November 28, 2011

Newt Gets Cocky

The President thanks you very much, Newt, for your generous offer to let him use a teleprompter.

And just to show his gratitude, he's willing to let Arianna Huffington suck your cock backstage beforehand. That'll be like old times in the 90s at the Mayflower Hotel, wouldn't it? You railing at the immorality of a Democratic President whilst a media whore clamps her mouth around your member.

Newt Gingrich ... the only Republican who makes Mitt Romney look good.

1 comment:

  1. LOL I just heard two coworkers boasting that Newt would "clean Obama's clock" during a debate and eat him up for lunch. LOL LOL LOL um ok.